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The finishing move while preforming acts of a sexual nature on a woman in which the male is in a dominant position, grabs the woman, and just as he is about to blow his load makes three forward thrust, at each thrust saying "I...Am...GROOT."
"Oh baby, I'm about to cum. Oh yeah. I Am Groot."
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You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)
Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???
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The three scariest words know to any normal american teenager. holy shit its scary.
My girl was like "I am pregnate", and i was like "I am going to buy a gun and kill myself"
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In computer-speak, root is the base directory (folder) on which a system runs off of. So Win32 (Thats Windows) and Unix (thats Mac), and some Linux, the root is "/". ALL operations on the computer are subject to the root command (command put in with nothing before it but "/")
I.E. the basic ruling principal for a computer. I am root means i am god of this computer system (or just earth)
I owned your network using SSH and sudo commands. I am root.
Can also be used like leet/1337. I.E. i am root haxor (instead of 1337)
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the response to "look at this" or, "hey, check this out"
a prime example of trolling. to be said in the voice used by superman's maid in family guy, which is commonly used during the phrase "we need more lemon pledge."
1:"dude, look at my score"
2:"NO I AM BLIND"
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The bane of every Marvel fan's existence.
Thanos' quote "I am inevitable" had Marvel fans quaking in their boots.
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See game, response to a question over your willingness to participate. Usually voiced in the contraction form "I'm game"
"Are you ready to boogy 'till you puke tonight?"
"I am game."
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