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Something gay fuckers say to make the person they are saying it to horny. They also can say it in a sexy voice.
*says in a sexy voice* Boy-"Do i make you horny baby"
Girl- *cums in her pants*
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Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.
Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.
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A phase used to express extreme anguish and anger caused due to disturbed state of mind because of constant nabbing from a person in power. Commonly used to shut up a person who is continuously giving order to do something while you are doing it.
Mark: Kimi, so you have to break before the speed breaker
Kimi: Just leave me alone, I know what I am doing
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How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.
after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?
It's used when you have zero tolerance for other people's fakeness or when they throw tantrums in front of you believing you will bow down. It can also be used when anyone bullies you.
This phrase comes out from a vine video.
X- do my homework. I have this new movie that i want to see.
Y- do i look like your Daddy? Do you own homework douche.
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A phrase upon uttering of which you effectively rid yourself of an undesired partner after sexual intercourse.
You: Oh baby, that was great. How much do I owe ya?
A girl: Fuck you! I ain't no fucking whore! *leaves*
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