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Can you allow us to comment on entries? I want to see the chaos the ensues
"Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request" That you would let us comment on entries so we can have fun, not in a sexual way, a fun way
It's all I have to bring today
This, and my hart beside
This, and my hart, and all the fields
And all the meadows wide
Be sure you count, should I forget
Some one the sum could tell
This, and my heart, and all the bees
Which in the Clover Dwell
-Its all i have to bring today
-nothing else?
- no, that is all
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-sitting on your ass
-crackin so many jokes about someone that you have to stop talk about that person every other week.
-randomly making up definitions to better this web site
-bored out of your mind
Geo-"What are doing right now?"
JBZ-"Putting crazy words and phrases on this cool website."
Geo-"Why would yo do something like that?"
JBZ-"Because I have nothing else better to do."
Tony-"Why are vandalizing J-no's property?"
Geo & JBZ-"We have nothing else better to do.
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A song written by Whats her face, whom should be the leader of teen girl squad in my personal opinion.
I think I have a chance with this guy!
I hope I do a dance with this guy!
I hope I put a trance on this guy!
I think I'll lend some pants to this guy!
Hope I go to France with this guy!
Think I'll put some ants on this guy!
Guy guy guy guy
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The scene in movies and tv shows when one person is about to tell another person something, but the other person interrupts and says something that convinces the first person not to say anything. The other person usually finds out the truth anyway. This scene is being over used in tv shows and chick flicks
The classic "I have to tell you something" moment
Girl: (thinking) I don't want to go out with this guy, he's weird! I'm gonna break up with him.
Guy:hey how are you?
Girl:I have to tell you something.
Guy:me too... My aunt just died after a long, painful battle with cancer and her dying wish was for me to give you her priceless diamond ring. So what were you gonna tell me?
Girl:Uhhh... (in fake voice) I just wanted to say I'm so excited were going out yaayyy...
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1) An unfortunate situation when a man has finally worked enough hours in his job setting to receive 2 weeks worth of vacation time to bang his wife on a tropical island. While in Fiji, he realizes his bottle of Klonopin is empty and exclaims, "OH SHIT! I HAVE TO GET MY PRESCRIPTIONS REFILLED!"
2) Stoner/Pill Popper code indicating that an individual has run out, or is almost depleted of a narcotic that they possess(ed) and are seeking to replenish their supply.
person 1: "I can't believe you smoked your entire brick!"
person 2: "Yea, I have to get my prescriptions refilled."
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A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."
Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."
There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.
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