I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

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I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

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god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

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I fucked your mom shit lips

When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.

Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*

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I fucking eat my pussy bitch

i love to eat pussy and deepthroat dick I suck my grandpas dick and my dads and I eat my moms pussy and suck her boobs

I fucking eat my pussy bitch and i love it

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I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings

yes show to all people on social network whats your name mean we so care about please

- hello, my name is Jack and the meaning is...
- I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings, Jack

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fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!