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The kind of guy who will ditch a party to go see a terrible movie.
person 1: is Ian coming?
person 2: no. i extended the hand of friendship and he spat on it...
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is a stoner that does not take drugs.... yet. One who dates and breaks up for another. Ian will try to minimize his mistakes by saying other people have done them too. Ian will try to insist that he is not a stoner even though he is defined like that. He will Skype in the complete dark but you can still see him. He also frequently curses out of context. He often (in the middle of cursing) will break out into kindergarden songs. Most will want to kill him but never actually go through with it. Ian will also try to say he is perfect by saying his faults are within others.
A: Dude you see that guy?
B: Total Ian.
A: I know right
C: I have a frog stapled to my face!
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A Sociopath who believes he is more intelligent than what he actually is. Ians have a tendency of not being able to maintain friendships and relationships due to his complete lack of empathy and inability to act within acceptable parameters of social constructs.
Ians will offer their opinions on any subject, no matter how little they actually know about the topic at hand. Because of this, Ians feel that they are the only correct person and also the most intelligent no matter how much contrary information is presented to prove them gravely incorrect.
1) "Did you hear the BS coming out of that guy's mouth last night at the party? He was a total Ian!
2) "He had a really nice girlfriend but he made an Ian of himself and now it's over.
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I·Am·Not
Means "I can't" "I ain't" or "I won't"
"Ian finna do that"
"Ian one of them dudes you can just dog out"
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A giant,
Likes cousins,
Ian's enjoy starbucks,
Like to help people,
On the rebound,
Getting old,
Looks like a twin,
Has a touch of the downs,
Ians are amazing :)
Ah look at that little boy... he has a touch of Ian's. So sad.
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