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The boyfriend or girlfriend of a closeted homosexual, used to conceal their sexuality.
Exactly man, she's just his gay beard.
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when girl has a lower face covered in jizz at the climax of a 1 girl many man orgy.
girl 1.. did you have a good night at that orgy last week?
girl 2.. yeah it was amazing i got filled out by about 9 blokes,
girl 1 .. wow that must have been fun
girl 2 .. yeah it was great, at the end they gave my a huge jelly beard do you want to see the pics..
girl 1.. wow you had 9 guys come all over you face and neck?
girl 2.. ext
girl 1.. ext
please see german porn films by ggg (german goo girls)
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A beard grown by a Hipster, generally grown with the intent of..
A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair
B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face
C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.
Man #1 - Hey did you view Kevin's new Hipster Beard?
Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery
Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug
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After performing cunnylingus on a woman you're face is wet and sticky from her vaginal juices
This girl got so wet when I was eating her out she wanted to kiss her but I had honey beard
Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.
I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.
A shot containing equal parts of Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, and Hennesy.
Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.
The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.
Hey man it's pretty cold in this bar. Get me a bearded marby so I can warm up
I'd love to ram my sausage in diana's bearded clout!