Cream Note

Any note that is played or sung that causes a person male or female to cream him or herself. Originally thought to be a myth until recent studies, which have proven that a certain tone or note can cause creaming of ones self. The most common notation for the cream note are F# and G for the saxophone. The song most commonly known for containing multiple cream notes is Canon by Johann Pachelbel, which consists of a total of 23 cream notes. The cream note is known by many as la crème, creamtastic, creamgasma, and more traditionally crème de la crème. In 2007 President Bush passed the Underage Cream Act, which banned playing or listing of the cream note by any persons under the age of 18.

Dude i totaly hit that Cream Note i think i even creamed myself.
you know when you play that Cream note the ladies are just going to Cream themselves.
Wow when the band Screamin Semen and the Vag Pag hit that creme note i was so glad i brought extra pants.

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G note

When you give yourself a mangina and show all your friends.

Hey look Jims hittin the G note!" or "c'mon guys hit the G note

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Duelly Noted

To note a matter of great importance. To recognize the ultimate level of verbal ecstacy.

"I have a third nipple"
"...duelly noted"

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c notes

A Chicago, IL street gang comprised mainly of Italian-American youths.

The c notes were going to have a fight with the Latin Kings.

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note to self

Spoken or demonstrative reminder to alter behavior or conduct a future task, often intended to be humorous or self-deprecating.

Note to self; think twice before walking backwards.

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Nipple Notes

The act of asking the girl in class next to you if you can see her notes and instead of looking at her notes looking down her shirt and seeing her MASSIVE NIPPLES.

guy1: dude today i totally got Brittany's nipple notes.
guy2: No way? how were they?
guy1: they were like fucking dinner plates!

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note to self

A verbal quip that typically precedes a statement the speaker might remember. Typically used humorously, often in a denigrating fashion.

Note to self, flog Bill with a loaf of bread for that pun.

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