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A fake Viking or an “impersonation viking”
Dave is such an iking he’s so weird
Thinks he looks like the fucking Wolverine but really he looks like a skinny pimp, doesn't know how to wear a beanie correctly, shouts YA Yeet everytime he slams on bo4, doesn't have a kbs 5on, shit at IW, ego is bigger than his hair
IKing is a dumbass
It's a danish term used when a person thinks too much.
A longer version is "ik tænk på det" which is used to tell a person that he really thinks too much.
Person 1: Why can't a cow fly?
Person 2: Ik tænk
YOUR TOOO BORED JUST DO THE WORK YOU ARE SO LAZY
laura: i want to die I'm so bored so ill type 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?+_)(*&^%$#@!|}{POIUYTREWQ":LKJHGFDS?><MNBVCXZ
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A dirty Ike is to nut in a bitches asshole and then stuff it with a butt plug, then leave it for for a day (or two) before draining her and forcing her to drink the day old nut
P1 bro last night I started a dirty Ike on my bitch little does she know I’m gonna make her drink it tonight
P2 dude I did that last week to my mom!
When you firmly place your butthole against an extremely fat woman's vagina hole and slip on a baseball glove, then she performs a kegal and launches the shit out and you catch it like a professional baseball player.
Bro, Elizabeth let me give her a dirty ike last night and she struck out.
You are now the Master of Boredom, You wrote the QWERT keyboard combo diagonally and repeated it again with the shift button on. You've already grown young one, now, it's time to find more combos, I wish you great luck and strength.
Me: So you're bored?
You: Yeah, what should I do, I've already done all the QWERT combos
Me: There is more young one, try this one: "1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0p!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|"
You: Okay I'll try
Me: Good luck young one!