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Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.
They're dating? But they're cousins? They must be from Brighton Illinois.
When someone cum’s in someone’s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw
Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee
Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.
Edwards County Illinois
A type of illness that causes people to deny the fact that they have it
I do NOT have Mental Illinois
A type of illness that causes people to think that it does not exist
Mental Illinois DOES NOT EXIST AND I DO NOT HAVE IT
When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.
My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.
Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth
My girl was being a fucking bitch the other night, so I got her in the Illinois screwdriver