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Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

by Nyxocotic July 14, 2023


Big DM

A closet case who will not stop talking on craigslist.org about cocksucking. He emails guys on R&R for gay sex all the time.

That Big DM is such a closeted fuck but sure acts like a mangina too. Must be a dumb ass liberal.

by Straight Radical July 1, 2012


dm sharing

A person who behind your back shares your private messages to invade your privacy,

For fuck sake Sally you shared our conversation.No one likes Dm sharing!

by Bob Dylans Ball Sack June 25, 2017


My Dirty DM's

My Dirty DM's is a term used to describe what you and your friends find on the dark side of Instagram. Whether it consists of small women being carried in trash bags, a man fucking a rubber chicken, or videos of kids pulling out guns in school. These also consist of a lot of Spongebob memes.

When I looked at My Dirty DM's I orgasmed so hard my chicken laid a elephant.

by ThatKidWhoIsReallyFuckingWeird March 16, 2017


bi-DM-sexual

Is an individual who enjoys the JDM life as well as the GDM life.

That girl is such a bi-DM-sexual with her s14 and her E46 m3.

by DieSirenee46s14 August 28, 2017


drowning DMs

When you start DMing people you barely talk to so the one person's DMs are pushed down. Usually an alternative for when you're too pussy to block them

I didn't want to see his stupid face in my recents anymore so I drowned my DMs. Drowning DMs

by Gumbo64 August 1, 2021


Taking the DM Bait

When someone "accidentally" texts someone or messages them on social media, but has a plan to work on them to get in their pants.

I butt dialed her to see if she would end up taking the DM bait. She responded and we started talking about what she wants in a man and then I played the game and she gave it up to me and took the bait.

by calic0jack July 18, 2018