Black Lie

Contrary to a white lie, a black lie is when you insult someone, whether it be family, friend, or partner, but the real meaning behind those words are of love.

Brother: “I hate you so much.”

Me: An obvious black lie... “I love you, too.”

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false lie

1) an untrue lie
2) a contradictional statement negating what is known as false
3) another way of saying a statement is true
4) an over-extended version of the truth

"Danika thats such a false lie!"
"Taylor, you just said false lie."
"It is known as a false lie, therefore it is said to be true."

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boldface lie

A phrase someone says where they are trying to sound cool but you can clearly tell they are lying.

smart kid: "I totally failed that test"
other kid: "thats a boldface lie"

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the cake is a lie

The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake

According to smart people, time is money.

Therefore: 2time = Cake

According to other smart people, time goes on forever.

This indicating: time = infinity

Therefore: 2infinity = Cake

Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!

guy 1-"the cake is real!"
guy 2-"the cake is a lie! i proved it!"

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Purple Lie

Not telling the whole truth but not exactly lying.

"I don't have my keys" (When in reality you actually lost your keys but don't want to admit it - Purple Lie)

piece of lie

a repugnant lie (untruth). Appropriated from Indian English.

i dont believe this is true at all. a total piece of lie.

its a lie

the phrase kokichi says a lot when he lies.

kokichi:*lays on floor with head cracked open*
shuichi and maki: *walk in*
kokichi: its a lie!