grape vine

friends or aquaintences you hear gossip from

i heard from the grape vine you've been talking shit.

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Grape Jews

A refreshing drink made from grapes according to Jewish tradition.

Would you like some grape jews?

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Gan-Grape

Gan-Grape. (verb) when one ore more individuals partake in the graping (like the grapist does) of another person(s). This is very different from gang rape which is a horrible crime. Graping someone is simply the act of yelling the word GRAPE and/or throwing grape soda at someone.

GRAPIST: hey! there goes that guy that only drinks pepsi! let's GRAPE 'em!

DUDE: all right, you and me will Gan-Grape him in the mouth!

PEPSI GUY: OHHH NOOO!!!!!! GRAAAAAAP! GRAAAAPE!!! mmmmmm grapey...

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grape smuggler

A man in a Speedo.

Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.

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grape shot

When you're taking a crap and it comes out like little cannon balls.

Dude, I've been crapping out the cannonball pooplets lately--nothing but grape shot.

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Grape Soda

A tasty soft drink that Blacks can't get enough of. It's often accompanied by a bag of barbequed potato chips. This combo can be eaten as breakfast lunch or dinner.

"Yo man, get me a bag of barbqued chips, and don't forget my grape soda."

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seedless grape

A complete moron.

That seedless grape really pisses me off.

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