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Verb. To insert ones hand inside another's anus and while holding ones fingers in a spoon like position, scoop feces out. One then proceeds to either eat the feces or feed the feces to another mammal.
Dude, my friend and I nutella jared that chick from the bar last night!
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The act of using a jar as a kissing medium. On one side of the jar a kisser has their mouth wide open around the closed side of the jar (the bottom), the other kiss-e has the open side and uses their tongue to lick and fog up the jar all the while the couple looks each other deeply in the eyes.
Did you hear that Rochelle and Javier were caught Jar Kissing? WHAT. A. SLUT.
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A precarious predicament or generally any situation where the best option is hard to find/ not at all enjoyable.
The present war the United States is engaged in in Iraq is a jar of pickles.
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when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.
Dude yesterday I performed the Mayonnaise Jar and now I shit out of a tube!
This is were you shit into a nappie/diaper bag and put it in a jar. Leave it over night and open it in the morning to smell the true stench of your shit.
Person 1: "Man, is that peanut butter?"
Person 2: "No, it's my Allah Jar. Wa t a sniff?"
Person 1: "Nah I'm good"
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A jar you fill with cum, Shit, and farts once a month.
It can also be used as a prank to make someone think its a "special" desert.
"Yo man that obliteration jar was so tasty las night."
A meth-whore that goes from meth cook to meth cook fucking them for the meth they make.
Man that girl just a jar cricket bro, only reason she there caz you cooking that shit.