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Jacob

A user and abuser. Doesn't care much about others feelings, only his own. Child molester and creep. Liar, cheater, sleaze, and a filthy animal. No loyalty to his friends or to anyone close to him. Super arrogant even though he's not all that special whatsoever.

On the news I saw this man who was wanted for raping multiple children. He's such a Jacob!

by Pussay January 27, 2016

5πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Jacob

A GUY WHO HAS NO FUCKING LIFE! unlike all the other definitions, this is the only accurate one.

Person: That faggot is ugly af amirite?
Person 2: his name must be Jacob.

by Notajacob so fuck off January 20, 2018

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jacob

jacob sucks at everything, especially games of any kind, he also watches a lot of incest porn.. weird

man, jacob needs to chill out with the incest porn.. what a freak

by Lunestar September 24, 2017

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jacob

!!WARNING!!
If you've met him your life will be ruined
stay away from jacob
he's the most annoying person on earth
he's so cringe at dabbing
loves to cheated on a test
if he talks to you, you'll be forced to answer
An australian boy

Katie: Can you stop being such a Jacob?
Jacob: why would i *dabs
Katie: it's very annoying and your dab is cringing me

by gasolineandmatch February 25, 2017

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jacob

Fucking queer he's ugly as hell and annoying and weird and crazy

Did you see that guy he's such a jacob

by Creme pie February 25, 2017

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jacob

A MOTHERFUCKING FAKE ASS PERSON. If you are named Jacob I am so dearly sorry for you, storytime I think yes. There was this one dick named Jacob who treated me like crap but covered his tracks up pretty damn well. I know what you’re thinking β€œdamn this hoe is being that extra putting his name on Urban Dictionary” well yes I am that motherfucking extra and petty so fuck off. Anyway he was nice in the beginning but his true fucking colors showed after a good 2 months of β€œtalking”. HE IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVERY HAPPENED TO ME AND HE CAN GO DIE IN A DITCH AND SUCK A DICK :)

JACOB IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE :)) end of conversation.

by chuckhoesintosun June 26, 2018

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jacob

Biggest fuckboy In school. Doesn't care about girls feelings and uses them for sex and money. Gets blowjobs under bridges and fucks girls in woods. Has herpes. Republican. Worships shrek. Every girl needs to stay away from a Jacob. STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM.

Girl 1: Omg you see that boy Jacob?? he's so hot
Girl 2: ew no stop he's such a fuckboy

Girl 1: what's his ig tho??
Girl 2: @jp.wts just be careful

by spaghetti o's June 26, 2016

4πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž