Jan 29th

I slapped my friends the hole day

jan 29th is the best day to slap

Jan 29th

Ask out your crush

Ask your crush on a date or to be there gf or bf on Jan 29th

jan 13

jan 13 - national hug ur weird bf day

hey why did you hug your boyfriend?
nvm its jan 13

Jan 13

the day to slap anyone named Yaletzy

you: *slaps*

Yaletzy: BRUH- oh nvm it’s Jan 13

jan 13

most amazing people are born on this day.
like omg marry me pleasepleaseplease ur so fine omfg

like hey :) HEY :)

bro she was born on Jan 13? SHE FINE ASF AND WIFEY MATERIAL

Salty Jan

The best player at fortnite. Usually the last person alive out of their squad even with no kills.

Salty Jan is great

Jan Levinson

Ex-Lover of Michael Scott.
Also said, “Why is this so hard? That’s what she said.” Proof she loves Michael Scott.
In love with Clark AKA Dwight Jr

“I hate Jan Levinson”
Michael Scott: “Hey watch it, she is my girlfriend”
“You like Jan?”