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A boy who's gay and likes being tucked with Donald Trump in his closet
Jason is a boy
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Jasons are stupid penis licking people who sit on their ass playing video games and eating virtual booty.
In other words, losers.
Kid on a buddy bench: Damn, I really wish I had a friend
Jason: I'll be your friend
Kid on a buddy bench: I'll pass
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The hardest flexer ever with the smallest peen out there. The girls are hard gold diggers but they don't realize what's underneath. Once they find out, they'll wish they knew before.
Girl 1: OMG it's Jason he's so rich!!!
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
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Jason, a guy who comes off charming but in reality is a complete dick. A Jason typically is a sporty type of good looks and a shitty personality. He typically has one or two guy best friends.
Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.
Jason is such an ass. All he does is talk about my mom being a MILF.
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Jason is the guy on sesame street who does fallacious activities to grover the puppet.
Big bird secretly loves to peck at jasons' pecker.
Yo: you gonna come jason my grover bitch?
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One who can't commit and is emotionally unavailable. Also known by the names "Hobbit", "Frodo", or "Fig".
When he didn't call me back after dating for two months and telling me that he loved me, I knew he was a total Jason.
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