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jasper means a very awesome person that has the longest toenails that can reach the ends of all of the infinite universe's!

Person 1: "Man thats guys toenails are long!
Person 2: "not as long as jaspers

by poiborb April 21, 2023


Jasper

Jasper- horrid, terrible, insufferable, a confederate soldier who has an accent that makes him not sound white. a egotistical, self centered, crazy, manipulative, pathological liar who enjoys gas-lighting people and ruining everyone else's lives, as well as a potential homewrecker who strives to make u miserable because only he can be happy.

Jasper is terrible. I've never felt so free with him out of my life, be warned and get rid of every jasper u know, especially if they are white.

by jaemsjaems March 6, 2023


Jasper

Teenage guy with black hair that seriously needs to be cut.
Depressed 24/7 or at least that's how he acts. Really good at coding and math, and likes to gamble for money. Needs to get a social life and only has 2-5 friends at most, since he has trust issues.

Dude, is that Jasper over there?
Yeah, he's that genius math kid who never talks in class.

by hailzworth August 7, 2022


Jasper

The bestest motherfucker

Jasper is da GOAT

by Gdydhdhhdyd November 8, 2022


Jasper

Good smelling cat. Mrrrrrrr

Hey did you hear that?
No, but I smelled a Jasper

by sandwichthief_lover August 3, 2023


Jasper

1. A divine, beautiful and blessed character from the Cartoon Network show, ‘Steve Universe’ (written by Rebecca Sugar).

Jasper is a Gem (Gems are aliens who colonize planets and destroy them, led by the Great Diamond Authority), with pale-orange skin and dark red-orange stripes, golden eyes and long, fluffy white hair that passes her hips. She was created for Pink Diamond (one of the Great Diamond Authority) during the Rebellion War (where Gems fought against the Diamonds to protect Earth, which was Pink’s Colony) in the Beta Kindargarten. She is the ULTIMATE soldier, no Gem would ever be as perfect as she was. She is tall and muscular and her weapon is the Crash Helmet (a bartering ram helmet) and she can use abilities like the Spin Dash (think the roll from Sonic). She was corrupted (turned into a monster) and bubbles in the events of Earthlings, and remains bubbled to this day. Rumour says that she might come back, but for now we could just hope.

The fans have mixed feelings about Jasper. She was given the nickname ‘Big Buff Cheeto Puff’ by the fans of the show who like her. Yet, she does receive backlash because of how she behaves through the show.

2. A form of opaque stone from the Chaceldony genus of gemstones. Jaspers are fine-grain stones and belong to the Quartz family. They come in a variety of colours, ranging from red, black, white, brown and green. Jaspers are mostly used as promoters of strength, wisdom and courage.

1. I love Jasper so much, I hope she comes back!

2. I like to collect jaspers. I have six types.

3. Hello! My name is Jasper, what’s yours?

by Dema Døn’t Cøntrøl October 6, 2018


Jasper

Jasper is the hottest shiz on Earth he's a Beast he will fucking destroy you!😈😈😈😤👊 You better run when you see this dude all the hoes want him he's literally #THEBozo!

I see Jasper! I gotta run he bad😩

by Jasper der Baboooo November 20, 2021