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A person who thinks they can use a jedi mind trick to get out of a bad situation. Usually a "Star Wars Nerd."
Speeding Driver: (waves hand) you will not write me a ticket
Cop: Ok, you Jedi Mind Prick, you are getting an extra $200 on that ticket because of that.
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Use verbal instructions to prevent somebody from noticing very obvious facts.
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Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.
Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?
Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?
Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}
Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!
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Referring to a movie that has ended/destroyed/decimated an entire franchise.
“Dude I was kinda on board with the Star Wars universe but then came TLJ (the last Jedi) and I plucked out my eyes with a spoon.”
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An alcoholic concoction resembling a milkshake that is always a hit with the ladies.
Recipie: In a two-quart blender, add two shots of Capt. Morgan spiced rum, two shots of Disaronno Amaretto, Two shots of Bailey's Irish Cream and Two shots of Kaluha Coffee liqueur along with about six scoops of vanilla ice cream and a cup of cream. Blend, Garnish with cherry and Say the words... "These are not the droids you're looking for" Enjoy.
(Stupid sorority girl slut): So why do you call it a jedi mind trick?
(Me): *waves hand* You WILL take your top off.
(SSGS): I will take my top off...
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Term used when confusion sets in or being confused by another person.
Yo Dog! Tyrell put da jedi mind fuck on him's ol' lady Leticia 'bout that other ho he doin.
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When banging your partner, you repeatedly shout "I'm NOT fucking you, I'm NOT fucking you".
She was sleepy and I was too lazy to get the condoms, so, I used the jedi mind trick after pleasuring her.
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