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To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.
We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.
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Adjusting the A/C in your car to point at your vagina, airing it out
When I drive my truck, I'm always airing out my jello when its hot.
The slang term for the jello dish made for yellow bellied frogs. this dish usually contains crickets, flies, and other insects suspended in gelatin desert mix.
"Mom, could you make some more yellow bellied jello eaters for my frog Mortimer?"
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Jello cake made by Dawn, famously
Cake as made by Dawn's famous jello cake
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The act of taking a woman and concocting a green jelly (or any color of choice) which is pored into the female's anal cavity and put in a large refridgerator until the jello is in a solid state and is followed by a rim job with a tasty treat.
"That man took my sister and gave her the new england green jello foxtrot."
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When having sex during winter in a kiddy pool full of Jello. I recommend lime.
"So last night me and my girl had some frozen jello. Now are bodies are stained red"
The most sensual of all compliments. True sexual perfection.
Guy: Guuuuuurl, you look like liquid jello.
Girl: Have sex with me.