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A youtuber most famous for his hilariously obvious fake blindfold speedrun of Super Mario 64.
Person 1: yo man did you see Superfast Jellyfish fake blindfold speedrun?
Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!
Another word for condom.
Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.
any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling
"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"
"Which thing?"
"That's funny it moves when you move."
"Really?"
"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."
"... hmph ... "
Considering a jellyfish's mouth is an anus and a mouth, it is only ethical to say "I'm jellyfished" rather than "I'm shitfaced" when drunk.
Guy: Broooo I was jellyfished last night
Guy 2: I know bro it was hilarious 😂
when you’re on your period and you feel a jellyfish like thing flop out of your vagina
The act of two males scissoring which causes their testicles to mash together while the penises dangle freely, as would the tenticles of a jellyfish.
Hey bro, you wanna come over and maybe jam out to some Radiohead, grill some burgers, maybe do a little jellyfishing? Cool.
the opposite of catfishing. someone who seems bland and simple on social media but stings you with so much more sexiness in person.
Guy 1: Dude, remember that Ashley girl I showed you on Tinder? Probably not because her profile sucked. Well, last night I met up with her and she was SO HOT! Totally knocked me off my feet.
Guy 2: Now THAT is what I call jellyfishing!