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When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.
"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."
"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.
My friend smells like butter jerky.
A whole in which one collects Jerky
After I murdered my classroom and shoved them into my JerkHole, I went to my Jerky Hole and had a light snack
The act of jerking off and then putting it in your partners pooper or using your partners cheeks to rub one out
“Yo my girl let me get some stinky jerky last night!”
“Did you hear that Danielle is into stinky jerky?”
The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
Two guys going into fetal positions facing each other and jerk each other off. If one or both has an orgasm they have to come together to make one big nugget.
Me and my homie had some jerky nuggets (plural) last night, best thing since sliced bread.
A person who is rather smart in the "good at school" sense, but rather... Unpleasant to be around.
Ugh! Faith is a jerky genius and I hate it!