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The Jet Fighter is for dudes with sleep apnea that use a cpap machine and wear a full face respirator mask during any sexual activity.
I told her to call me Ice Man before I put my cpap mask on and gave her The Jet Fighter last night.
When urine exits through the urethra at such a high velocity that when it is wntering the water it creates bubbles.
OMG bro! I just Jet-bubbled so hard in your toilet.
Sorry, i'm going to have to hang up, I am jet-bubbling so hard!
The effect of traveling through a time zone so that a traveler gains an extra hour or more.
Hey, why are you up so late?
I've got a severe case of jet rush and can't fall asleep.
Squirting or female ejaculation
I met a girl that wet jetted all over the place.
While going to the toilet, side backwards facing the cistern. When completed, flush the chain and vroom, this gives the impression of being in the mediterranean on a jet ski.
That toilet is not new anymore, i just jet skied the life out of it!
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While sitting in a bathtub or shower filled with 2-3 inches of water, let rip a huge fart and you create a. Jet Ski. If your fart is big enough you can create a rooster tail.
While taking a bath, Pearl busted gross wind and felt the RPM of the Jet Ski
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A machine in which a dildo of any size is strapped on. Turn on the machine and sit on it.The dildo will go in and out at 55 miles per hour
Guy 1:Dude I was at Zack's house and his sister totally had a shark jet.
Guy 2:My sister has one to.
Guy 3: Jesus
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