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1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"
George: "You could say that"
Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"
George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
To falsely accused. i.e, see Richard Jewell.
Don't "Dick Jewel" me, I didn't do it!
The best, best friend duo in the world!! Nobody can ever break up this group of friends. Have an unbreakable bond. If yu see this duo you should avoid because they would rock yo shii. They are nice,funny,honest,and energetic.(like a lot…) Never can be broken up. If yur name is jewel and marcus you need to be love the other person because they would be and awesome best friend!!!!!
Person #1: You see Marcus and Jewel
Person #2: yeh wat about them
Person #1:Dont mess wit dem they’ll wat yur coochie
Japanese novel series about autistic people being really into gemstones
The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard ‘a living gemstone’ one more time I’m going to lose my shit
The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
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