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The most annoying cats ever that will never love you
Why won't Jill's cats love me? I'm gonna go kms... keep myself safe
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A live performance from Irelands best porn star who’s enjoys nothing more than a massive cactus inserted in her anus. Be careful where you sit in the audience though.. The best front row seats possibly aren’t the safest place! When she takes her final bow of the night she often likes to spit out all the spikes and it can easily turn into something along the lines of the nail gun scene on Final Destination. Bonus live act for the rest of the audience!
I had a great night last night at Dirty Jill’s premier opening night, narrowly avoiding death.
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A girl who knows how to do everything, like a female jack of all trades.
That girl Becky sure is handy, she's a Jill of all trades.
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The Black Elite, a organization filled with wealthy African Americans who want to give back to their communities and mingle with other fortunate African Americans. Their children often go off into Black Ivy leagues such as Howard.Spelman and Morehouse.
Oh, he's in Jack and Jill of America, his parents have money.
When you and a partner conjoin into one ball of sexual operations and do 69 whilst rolling down a hill.
Person 1: Yo you know Shaniqua over there?
Person 2: Yeah she's my sister, why?
Person 1: Oh shit haha I took her to Pride Rock and we tried the Slovakian Jack and Jill last night.
Person 2: That's my sister what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!
"have a date with Jill" is a another term for male masturbating.
It is mostly used to used to offend somebody.
The name Jill is a metaphor for yor hand.
Your thumb and your index finger form the "J"
Your middlefinger forms the "I"
Your ring finger and pinkie form the "LL"
A: Oh! My first date with her. I´m so exited.
B: Yeah right, I think you have a date with Jill.
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Means "I don't know". A shortened form of "IDK, my BFF Jill?" from the Cingular commercial.
Mom: "Beth Ann!"
Beth Ann: "WU?" (What's up?)
Mom: "Your cell phone bill is what's up. All this texting!"
Beth Ann: "OMG, INBD!" (Oh my God, it's no big deal!)
Mom: "It is a big deal. Who are you texting 50 times a day?"
Beth Ann: "IDK, my BFF Jill?" (I don't know, my best friend forever Jill?"
Mom: "Tell your BFF Jill that I'm taking away your phone."
Beth Ann: "TISNF!" (That is so not fair!)
Mom: "Me paying this bill, that's what's...S...N...F!"
Person 1: Dude, where'd you get those jeans?
Person 2: Uh, my BFF Jill.
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