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After you pull out, you cum in your hand and slap her across the face.
I gave Rebecca that cummy Johnson last night.
the act of taking a shit on a person's chest and then licking it for sexual pleasure
john: yo man me and this baddie did a jimmy johnson last night
stan: ah sick bro thats wicked
Your balls are called Johnson Stones. Stones(balls) that belong to the Johnson(dick)
Dude! You just kicked him in the Johnson Stones!!!
This biggest douchebag on the face of the world.
Fuckboy Johnson: "Dude I can bench like 3543533532643634574574563454 pounds bro, fight me."
Bob: "Shut the hell up, Fuckboy Johnson."
One who expresses love towards male genitalia
The workers found out their boss was a johnson lover the other day.
a rye johnson is an awesome leader and wing man all at once. he is often seen hanging with an ethan isenhauer. he has a kx 250 and enjoys long rides in his back yard. him and ethan are the future rulers of the world. both have a way larger penis than brian
imagine two people walking through a store and you get this weird feeling in your gut, there is probably a rye johnson nearby
An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
Fuck You Man, Why are you acting like an Alfie Johnson.... I need that Burger to survive!
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