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A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty
Your balls are called Johnson Stones. Stones(balls) that belong to the Johnson(dick)
Dude! You just kicked him in the Johnson Stones!!!
the act of taking a shit on a person's chest and then licking it for sexual pleasure
john: yo man me and this baddie did a jimmy johnson last night
stan: ah sick bro thats wicked
This biggest douchebag on the face of the world.
Fuckboy Johnson: "Dude I can bench like 3543533532643634574574563454 pounds bro, fight me."
Bob: "Shut the hell up, Fuckboy Johnson."
One who expresses love towards male genitalia
The workers found out their boss was a johnson lover the other day.
Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.
If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.
When you open a pack on Rainbow Six Siege with your penis
"Bro I pulled a johnson pack black ice yesterday"
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