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The furthest-out gate on an airline terminal, especially when you have a tight connecting flight...like 12 minutes to get from F33 to A17. When you've run from one gate to another you had better check to see if you left your johnson back on the earlier flight.
Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.
Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.
If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.
When you open a pack on Rainbow Six Siege with your penis
"Bro I pulled a johnson pack black ice yesterday"
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a rye johnson is an awesome leader and wing man all at once. he is often seen hanging with an ethan isenhauer. he has a kx 250 and enjoys long rides in his back yard. him and ethan are the future rulers of the world. both have a way larger penis than brian
imagine two people walking through a store and you get this weird feeling in your gut, there is probably a rye johnson nearby
An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
Fuck You Man, Why are you acting like an Alfie Johnson.... I need that Burger to survive!
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After you pull out, you cum in your hand and slap her across the face.
I gave Rebecca that cummy Johnson last night.
Your balls are called Johnson Stones. Stones(balls) that belong to the Johnson(dick)
Dude! You just kicked him in the Johnson Stones!!!