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the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.
"did you see when jon stewart owned tucker carlson on crossfire?"
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The act of sticking one’s arm so far up the male’s ass so he continuously vomits
Did ya hear Jeff had a dirty jon last Tuesday?
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To ejaculate inside of the vagina eight times, then slapping your partner in the forehead eight times with your cock, while fondling a plastic surgeons daughter.
"I can't wait to get you home to jon and kate."
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The God of awesomeness at its best form
The burrito is totally awesome, Its a Jon Luc
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Sure he puts himself in his own movies, but he seems like the kind of guy who would help you move if you asked him to.
Guy 1: Have you seen any sweet-ass DVD releases recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just watched Iron Man by Jon Favreau yesterday.
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He's flippin' awesome!! Unknown to most people, hes the dude who played Napoleon Dynamite in one of the greatest movies of all time!!!!!!
HeCk YeS!!
A fRiCkIn' 12 GuAgE, wHaT dO yOu tHiNk?!?
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An extremely technical drummer with styles in Metal, Jazz and Latin percussion. He has played drums for such acts as The Sawtooth Grin, The Number Twelve Looks Like You and Horse the Band. He is, without a doubt, the worlds most diverse drummer, if not the best.
After watching Jon Karel's drum solo at the Number Twelve Looks Like You show, I went home, lit my drumset on fire and sawed off both my arms!
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