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Jona-beta is the face of darkness, resigned to his fate after losing the Caste wars and being banished to the shadow realm (with his fraternal twin Okonkwo). Some of his powers include but are not limited to shadow traveling, blending into dark spaces, emitting a strong magnetic field from his body that attracts bullets from all law enforcement owned weaponry, being first on the affirmative action list.
"Someone turn the lights back on, we have lost Jona-beta!"
an American pop rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey made out of stupid teeny bop prep faggots who are a younger version of good charlotte. They suck ass, theyre all Fugly as fuck and they dress all punk when their favorite snack is probably strawberries dipped in whip cream and chocolate.
Jonas brothers fan: NICK JONAS IS SO HOT
Nick jonas: *pops collar* yes im a preppy mcprepp thats fucking gay and has a faggot ass jewfro
me: why the fuck do scum like you live on this planet, damn sellout you don't deserve hollywood fame
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painfully overrated disney shit that appeals only to little girls who have narrow minds and no taste in real music. There supposedly 'attractive' but...I don't see it....damn you disney. Ruining a generation...
Typical Jonas Brothers Fan Speech Fan: OH MY JONAS!! I LOVE YOU JOE *kisses poster* WANNA GO LISTEN TO SOME JAZZY JONAS SONGS?!? Me: *sighs* I feel sorry for your childhood. Go listen to some real music, would ya?
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My re-defenition of this shit is it's ANOTHER FUCKING TEEN POP Group with three guys that are brothers. No it's not the Hansons, it's the Jonas Brothers. I don't mind looking good but there music talent is awful, when joe sings, it sound like he's forcing his voice too much, like he's actually (and I'll laugh if it's true) trying to be a rocker. Nick is also just an uninteresting guitarist (a reason why other boy bands don't use instruments)
The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.
Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.
They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"
person 1: What's with you!
person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.
person 1: Jonas Brothers?
Person 2: yes, please kill me
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Lead guitarist for the American band The Jonas Brothers .
Has an awesome Frodo-like hairstyle, a very contagious (and cute) laugh, plus a smile that will make you melt. Full name: Paul Kevin Jonas II.
Kevin Jonas is going to marry me one day in Figi.
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this is a variation to the shocker. it was derived from it. you maintain the shocker but use the thumb as the stimulator for the female clit simultaneously. the thumb would "massage" the clit.
the "shocker" plus thumb rotation therefore the jonas bonus
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A group of three brothers who like to suck each others dick and play music while having anal sex. in other words, the worst pop (NOT ROCK) disney band EVER!
'what's the gayest thing in the world?'
'those fagots called the jonas brothers'
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