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National sex day 6/9 sex position 69
I made my girl pregnant on June 9
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Send a long paragraph to your best friend explaining why you love them day.
Girl: She's typing a massive paragraph
Boy: Must be June 7 she's texting her best friend
National Absolutely Beat Up Your Tall Friends Day (aka. NABUYTFD) is the day where instead of the short person getting bullied, the tall people are.
Short person : It's June 29
Tall person : aww fuck
The competition; a day of competing; the day on which you compete.
The competition happens June 28th.
I could totally beat Elias in a footrace on June 28th.
June 28th is national slap a bitch named george day
PERSON 1: AYO GEORGE COME HERE IT'S JUNE 28TH LET ME SLAP YOUR BITCHASS
PERSON 2: george ily bro but I gotta slap you it's June 28th 😔
The date of 4th of July, of course
Thomas: When is 4th of July?
Anvil: The 17th of June
Thomas: IKR