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An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.
Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!
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This is the ultimate Kebab van. The owner is the smartest, strongest and most beatiful person you will ever meet. Because he is a Pølse mand, he has a very big penis. His current helper is pølse katten. Pølse katten brings all the pølser to people that order.
Marius: Wow i'm hungry.
Elias: Yeah, me too!
Marius: What about Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn?
Elias: HELL YEAH!
Oi lads i had a three year old kebab last night
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when you have a mega penis and you penetrate multiple women, lots of lubrication needed
I had an orgasmic magical kebab last night with me and 2 hoes
A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason
Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason
The female equivalent of teabagging. To lower ones female genitalia onto the face of ones sexual partner.
Yo, did you hear about that girl on OF who offers a kebab dab for 10k
Taking it up the ass whilst eating a donner kebab!
My misses was hungry and I was horny so we went kebabbing win win 💪