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An extremely hairy hatchet wound needing a damned good trimming.
Did you check out the wookie hole on that french bird? It looked like a kebab dropped on a barber's floor, the hairy bitch!
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This is the ultimate Kebab van. The owner is the smartest, strongest and most beatiful person you will ever meet. Because he is a Pølse mand, he has a very big penis. His current helper is pølse katten. Pølse katten brings all the pølser to people that order.
Marius: Wow i'm hungry.
Elias: Yeah, me too!
Marius: What about Pølse Mandens Kebab Vogn?
Elias: HELL YEAH!
Oi lads i had a three year old kebab last night
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when you have a mega penis and you penetrate multiple women, lots of lubrication needed
I had an orgasmic magical kebab last night with me and 2 hoes
A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason
Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason
When you get skewered from all angles by the bois.
"Terrific tommy wommy kebab last night bois!"
A word used by a group to people to call the simp him self Glucose_legend
God that greasy kebab is a real simp