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She is very funny and very impatient and very very deaf. She loves to hang out with her friends and she loves talking Shit about people I lover her a lot. She be looking like Kim Possible and very rizzy. BEWARE SHE WILL RIZZ YOU UP.
Chaz: OMG! OLIVIA KELLER JUST RIZZED ME UP!!
Raqhel: Yeah sounds like her! Thats Olivia Keller for you
Immune to flash bangs and can only taste the phosphorus.
Solider : Throw a flash bang at her
Helen Keller : .......
It's not very effective
In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.
Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
She was the first female pilot.
Bro they found Helen Keller’s plane crash yesterday.
When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.
"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"
Who you become when you look at the eclipse
Shit bro, when I look at that eclipse ima be Helen Keller