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When a pregnant women is performing oral sex to a man in the doggy-style position and the man puts a bucket underneath her breasts and begins to milk her. Once the bucket is filled the man cums into the bucket and the pregnant women drinks it.
"That Kentucky Milkbucket my husband gave me last night was delicious".
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We live it. It's going into every season knowing that your team will be in the tournament. It's the illustrious history and tradition of a program that has won more games than any other. It's the legendary Adolph Rupp and his 876 wins, third all time. It's knowing that Duke's "tradition" is a joke and that Rick Pitino is a traitor for coaching Louisville. It's seven national titles and knowing that while other schools only dream of them, we expect them. It's Kentucky Basketball!
Kentucky basketball is the greatest thing on earth
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Betty Sue: Momma, do you really think Bobby Joe luvs Mary Lue?
Momma: I had my doubts at first when he pulled up to the weddin' in a limo instead of on a John Deere like every other man in this family has done fur years, but when he stepped out with that newly shorn Kentucky Waterfall, I done knew that honkey's luv was true!
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When a female is performing oral sex on a male partner, and she tries to insert one of her fingers into the man's asshole, the man becomes enraged at the female for thinking he would find pleasure in having something inserted into his anus, so he decides to reprimand her by defecating onto the woman's inserted finger. He then forces the woman to remove her shit coated finger from his asshole and eat it, thus creating the Kentucky Corndog.
It is also possible to create a double, triple, or quadruple Kentucky Corndog depending on how many fingers the lady can sneak into your butthole.
Last night this bitch was giving me head, and all of a sudden she starts sticking her finger in my ass. So I squeezed out a nice piece of shit onto her finger and made her eat that Kentucky Corndog!
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Born in the South, Kentucky Cocaine is the act of farting as a woman is giving you head. The wind from your fart fires up her nose just like a line of coke. This can be adopted by gay men as well, but that never happens in the South, now does it?
I was with this chick last night who said she liked to get freaky, so as she was going down on me I had the bitch do a line of Kentucky Cocaine.
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A three-sport event consisting of cockfighting, meth cooking, and cousin fucking.
Billy Bob was the winner of last year's Kentucky Triathlon.
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When you sit in a school-type chair and fart through the hole in the back. Especially effective when there is a flowered chair cushion underneath.
I thought no one heard me, but I forgot I was seated in a Kentucky windbreaker!
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