This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?
Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.
Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.
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Person:woah did u see Kevin last night?!
Girl:yeah his hair was weird,kinda looked like a trolls characters hair...
Person:you mean boner head face ass.
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The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesnβt share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.
FUCKING KEVIN, he has 10 sandwiches and wonβt give me one. What a fatass.
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a dick man, who is usually metisse. They are often born on April 3. Kevin tends to be a trust worthy lover but shit in bed. Kevin tends to attempt at being a leader but often fails. Kevin has a type of non judging personality and is really good at sports. He is very ambitions. But always ends up alone.
Bruh, you really good at soccer you must be kevin
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Kevin is a kid that would curse out anybody like teachers and principals in front of everybody he is a kid that is not scared to do anything.
"That kid is curing at the teacher." "I think its kevin
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Kevin is a good friend and will help you when you're sad he's always there to talk he's positive and kind and he will do anything to keep a friendship
kevin sounds like a good guy
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A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.
That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!
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