clit lit

Trash novels, TV and movies written by, for and about self-centred women looking for men to stimulate their vaginas and to sponge money off.

In the Library: "Where can I find 'Bitchette Jones' Diary' and 'Slags in the City'?"
Librarian: "They're in the Clit Lit section, Madam, next to the 'How to use your vibrator' manuals. It's easy to find - there are lots of other boring bitches with cardboard-cutout personalities browsing the shelves over there."

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hella lit

A combination of the words hella, and lit. 1. Used to signify second degree hella. 2. Used to signify first degree hella, and intoxication at the same time.

That party last night was hella lit!

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Lits Fits

Lits Fits is an acronym for "Lady In The Streets, Freak In The Sheets"

My girlfriend is a total Lits Fits

She acts like an innocent christian girl but i bet shes a Lits Fits

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Get Lit

Getting Stoned

Bro, let's go get lit! (:

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Lit tit

When the tits are so hot that they are literally on fire

Yo I heard javarious saw sharkeishas lit tit and he fainted

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Mad Lit

Awesome

My teacher's family is mad lit.

Horsed lit

feeling off, odd, or out of body; can be very happy or very sad

Lowkey Im feeling mad horsed lit right now.