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A Louisiana Right Turn, commonly practiced on a four lane road, two lanes going each way, is when someone is in the left lane and they turn right at an intersection, cutting others off in the process.
Louis: Dude, that guy just flipped me off!
David: Well what did you expect, you just pulled a Louisiana Right Turn.
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A sexual act involving several southern prostitutes and one surly gentlemen. The prostitutes (at least 3) are kept in a pen mimicking that of a petting zoo. The dude beats off and busts a fat ass nut all over the bitches, dispensing it like food to the hungry recipients.
Frank and several of his southern, female, prostitute friends are enjoying a splendid evening together when Frank suggests that the party perform a "Louisiana Petting Zoo." The ladies, being quite hungry and strangely animalistic, comply and are then herded quite hastily by Frank into the confines of the large wooden pen enclosure. Frank then exits the pen and walks near the viewing area where the bitches soon shuffle over on all fours. Frank then whips it out and starts beating it furiously until busting a nut all over, and thus feeding, the hungry prostitutes.
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A slang word for poop from louisiana
dude i left a louisiana mud dog for you in the bathroom"
Notice in the movie "Water Boy" the football team is called the louisiana mud dogs.
Sex position-67 (Louisiana Style)
Sixty seven is a sexual foreplay game and tease position, that puts the top partner Male or female in control of the action.
1. The bottom partner man/female lays down on the bed with hands by his/her side.
2. The top partner mounts the bottom partner in a position that looks like sixty nine.
3. The top partner starts the action by giving the bottom partner head, as the top partner gets more into it she/he will start rubbing their genitals all over the bottom partner's face, including his/her chin, mouth, bridge of the nose and forehead.
4. The partner on the bottom, most not move or open his/her mouth to try give the other partner head.
5. When the person on top stops giving head(takes a brief break), the person on the bottom is free to use his hands, mouth or tongue anyway he/she wants until the top person resumes his/her action, by giving the bottom partner head again. When the bottom person feels the head resume, he/she most stop what they are doing.
6. The top person controls how long the tease part of the foreplay goes on. If the tops person gets tired, she/he can give in by placing a towel and pillow over the bottom person's genitals. When this happens, the bottom person is free to give his/her partner head until the top person orgasms or can't take it no more.
7. You can make more interesting by betting something for the winner, bet whatever you like.
8. Have fun
We played 67 (Louisiana Style) last night and she won again.
A delicious seafood creation any young lady will enjoy. First you have sex with your lady while she is on her period. Make sure to plug the vagina vigorously as to maximize the amount of blood flow from the vagina. Then pull out and allow the blood to dry for approx 10-15 minutes. By now your weiner will have gone flacid again. Now, get an erection again the dried blood will crack throughout your penis shaft looking like a "lobster tail". Finally have your girl whip out a seafood neck napkin and start sucking down on this delicious cajan treat.
Susie: Is tonight really seafood night???
Dave: Sure fucking is!
Susie: Good thing I'm on my period!!!
Dave: That was great, give me 10-15 minutes and I'll have this Louisiana Lobster Tail ready for you.
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when a man gets a peekera shit peeking out of the asshole then goes and sun dries the dingle berry until hardened then inserts shit into a womans vagina withe the dried feces still in the asshole
your pussy smells like shit susie
yeah i know just got a louisiana coal train
oh shit!
shit is right
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A school where all the ugliest girls and the socially awkward attend in hopes of one day being accepted by their just as ugly peers
"Damn that girl is ugly!
"She must go to Centenary College of Louisiana"
Guy1: "Dude, I got accepted to Centenary College of Louisiana!"
Guy2: "Good luck with that"
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