Lance Stroll

Lance stroll is the sweetest underrated f1 driver there is, he is known for being called “daddys money” due to his loving relationship with his father, Lawrence Stroll, but despite this Lance is the most genuine person on the grid, hes aware he comes from money and is thankful for his dad. I love lance stroll.

person without a living father - “lance stroll is a shit driver, daddys money. 🤡🤡”

“nope. hes a humble guy, who deserves the world ❤️”

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Lance Burton

You lure a hot chick to participate in a new magic trick. You place a red blanket over the hottie and only expose her toes (after you take his shoes and socks off due to a foot fetish)

You then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her ass. The chick may scream “oh my ass or Lance Burton’s thumb is in my ass” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks ass

I gave that bitch a Lance Burton in front of her parents at thier Christmas Eve party

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Lance Lemus

He’s gay and never denies it

Hey look it’s our gay friend lance lemus

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Carter Lance

technically he is weird, annoying but once you get to know him you will most likely be his friend and a good friend he will cheer you up when you are depressed when you are sad. he will be your best friend.

carter lance is annoying, carter lance is weird

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lance a boil

to squeeze an obnoxious person out of your circle of friends or away from yourself

She's getting on my nerves. I'm going to "lance a boil."
He's is an attention-seeker. It's time to "lance a boil."
You're making me want to "lance a boil."

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lance armstrong

the american who rides bicycles better than the french.

Lance Armstrong rapes all europeans when it comes to bike racing. Other americans are just so fat, they had no chance of competing with him to begin.

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Lance Armstrong

A man who overcame testicular cancer and has won the Tour de France numerous times. He also has his own line of yellow wristbands that are nothing short of sweet.

Lance Armstrong will do more than you ever will and he has only one nut.
Imagine if he had two....

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