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Laura Gress is the most beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. She has the cutest smile and the coolest eyes. She makes the best girlfriend and the best best friend that anyone could ask for. She is the most caring and supportive person ever. If you can manage to have Laura in your life you will be blessed.
Omg is that Laura Gress??
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Someone who is so, so awesome.
Someone said I was a Laura Nye. Made my day.
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Thinking you are showing someone how stupid they are but in reality you are just making a fool of yourself.
Pulling a Laura Ingraham. (Ex: trying to suck lightbulbs out of a steak with a plastic straw, to “trigger” Liberals).
Chad totally pulled a Laura Ingraham last night. He found out his Ex broke up with him cause he has a small dick and confronted her at the Kappa party. Dude drunk whipped out his junk to everyone, thinking he’s hung.. turns out he’s got a micro-penis. Got up the next morning and his whole car was covered in finger condoms.
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Pretending to cry when you aren’t actually crying to earn pity from non-existent supporters
Me: When my mum said I wasn’t allowed to see Mike, I did a laura lee
Friend: What does that mean
Me: I pretended to cry but I wasn’t actually crying so she would feel sorry for me
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Laura Zhangs are usually very pretty and beautiful. They are like a delicate flower. Their personality usually consist of kind, sweet, and loving, but can sometimes be mean if you get them mad. This is only temporary because Laura Zhangs are usually very happy, so they tend to forget why they are mad at you after a few minutes. Their talents usually involve dance and art, in which they are amazing at when they decide to try. Anything penguin related, Laura Zhangs will like.
Example One
Person 1: Wow that girl's dance moves are amazing! How do you describe being so good?
Person 2: Oh that's a Laura Zhang.
Example Two
Question: What do you call a person doing splits past 180 degrees?
Answer: A Laura Zhang.
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A combination of Laura and a Wilson. A Laura implies extreme beauty and extravagance (and sex appeal) while a Wilson suggests that an individual has athletic capability and an effervescent attitude and that she "Wilsonday" (will some day) become great in whatever she chooses.
However, combined they form an individual who may be considered a "Hayley" of sorts, meaning all positives nullify the negatives due to the phonetic placement of the names.
However if in the presence of another Laura, Laura Wilson's greatness would be magnified. Laura Wilson also makes guys go apewire and could be considered G-Meistrous. A Laura Wilson is sometimes a gawig depending on the triviality of the prank.
Laura Mo-Town is pretty great, but OH SNAP, look who just walked in, it's Laura Wilson!!!!
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How to describe a stupid Laura, she is very pretty but poopy
"Wow is that Stupid Laura"
"Yes😩"
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