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lax bro

a lax bro is someone who likes to lax and chill and wear hats with a pre-frayed brim

lax bro 1: yo broseph wana go chill and play gamecube
lax bro 2: sounds viscous broham

by 666pooprofl September 7, 2009

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U.K Lax

The largest homo-sexual distributor of gay products through out Europe.

Shit man , I heard he orderd that from U.K Lax

by Mad Hatta Strikes Back January 3, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


lax player

Players who sucked at baseball as a kid so they use the excuse that it was "too slow" and switch to lacrosse.

Look at those uncoordinated lax players.

by Parks950 May 2, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lax It Up

The act of asking someone to moisten your penis.

Hey! Lax it up for me!

by hey yo watch it flow April 6, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


duxbury lax

extremly good but extremly gay team would b nothing without max and nixon all the rest of the kids think they are way better then they really are i'm sick of hearin about them lax is not good in mass they arent that good would get killd if they went west

#4 27 30 and 24 the gayest kids ever

by sean #5 April 23, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


lax bras

1. a male individual that plays lacrosse.

2. a lax bra is just like a normal woman's bra but is used by a boy to look like a girl. the boy specifically uses these feminine features to give the girls team an advantage by playing for them.

3. a bra used by a sly lacrosse teammate. he stuffs 2 lacrosse balls in each cup to cheat later on in the game. the lax bra keeps the balls secure until needed. the teammate then reaches into his lax bra and confuses the referee by having two balls on the field. while the ref and opponents are confused the man with the ball on your team scores and wins the game!

1. -"lax bras fo life?"
-"lax bras fo life!"

2. -"thanks to the lax bra, coach will never know that's tommy playing on the girls team!"
-"yeah! i heard he won the game for them last week!"

3. -"wow, man. that lax bra worked better than i ever thought possible!"
"too bad i have two huge bruises on my nips now!"

by mcale April 10, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bishop Guertin Lax

When the gods created lax many many years ago, they agreed upon one thing. Bishop Guertin lacrosse would reign supreme one day. Probably the most bro team in the northeast, Bishop Guertin lax has rich tradition and history forged by the founding brothers of the mid 2000's. Sparked by the upset of the century in a title win over pinkerton in 2005, bg has been the definition of 603 lax. Guertin enjoys routinely spanking opponents with ease. Led by God (CC) himself, this team inspires fear. With routine bro sessions, pre-game techno raves, fresh flow, and the requirement of having godly calves, bg lax is what it's all about. Simply put, they piss excellence.

Bro#1: dude, isnt pinkerton the best lax team in the 603?
Bro#2: nah brah, bishop guertin lax dominates them on the reg.

Bro#1: wait, bro, dont they recruit, bro?
Bro#2: negatory broseph, theyre so nasty that everyone wants to play for them broski. Basically, bg's name recruits itself brah.

Bro#1: word bro.

Bro#2: chill.

by OfficerFarva May 10, 2011

60๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž