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What you yell to lying, abusive, greedy pricks who judge you unfairly.
“Leave Me Alone, stop it, just stop dogging me around" - Michael Jackson
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a famous youtube video, by chris crocker about britney spears
How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she has been through.!
She lost her aunt, she went through a divorce. She had two fuckin kids.
Her husband turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now she's going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. readers and making money off of her.
SHE’S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Britney is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.
LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!…..Please.
Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Britney was a professional she would’ve pulled it off no matter what.
Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.
Leave Britney Alone Please…. !
Leave Britney Spears alone!…right now!….I mean it.!
Anyone that has a problem with her you deal with me, because she is not well right now.
LEAVE HER ALONE!
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Nigga: I ate this bitch pussy that had a foul smell, am I wrong?
You: you Mr eat it and leave MISTAHEATITANDLEAVEEEEE
An alternate excuse term for masturbating in secret.
Wife: "where have you been sweetie?"
Husband: "Just been blowing leaves."
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When a person can't be arsed to do their dishes and leaves them in the sink with soapy water in hopes someone else will wash it up for them.
When said person is asked why they've left their dishes in the sink they'll claim they're leaving it to soak and they'll wash it later, chances are they won't though.
Andy"Lilly you've left your dirty dishes in the sink!"
Lilly"Gosh I'm just leaving them to soak. I'll do it later!"
The next day
Andy"Damn it Lilly your dirty dishes are still here!"
Lilly" I'm leaving them to soak I'll do it later!"
Andy"Oh for the love of! Fine I'll wash your damn dishes!"
Leave Request Denied is a term often heard in all branches of the Canadian Forces.
When a request is passed up a military chain of command in order to be given temporary leave or time off from training (typically because of school or if you happen to be a part of the McGill Hybrid Racer Design Team), it goes through several stages.
Several officers may approve the memo on its way up, but as it very often occurs, once the memo has reached the top it will ultimately get denied.
The memo would then be returned to the sender with "request denied" or "leave request denied" written on it.
"I recommend we approve this request due to it being related to school".
"Leave request denied".
FUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Is used to repel people who harass you, or get on your nerves. Or people who talk at you when you are busy and/or struggling.
Origin: Chris Crocker's youtube video : " Leave Britney alone".
A: Pull yourself together, what are you going to do with your life ?
B: Leave Britney alone, ok... I'm doing my best...
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