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A near-incomprehensible folk-country singer only popular with people over 50. Listening to Leon Redbone has caused people who listen to non-shitty music to claw at their ears until they pop their eardrums. Listening to him is said to mentally bring you back to the old country farm, where you can see horses being milked.
Yes, horses.
I'd rather listen to panic at the disco! than Leon Redbone. And Panic at the Disco! makes my asshole turn inside out.
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1) Super hot. Blonde. Nice legs. Gives zombies and parasitic villagers a whoopin'. Protagonist of Resident Evil 2, 4, and part of 6.
2) My daddy.
Girl: Why do people like Resident Evil so much?
Boy: Leon S. Kennedy
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A proper daddy
He beats zombie ass and makes riding a motorbike look sexy.
Perhaps I nutted when i saw him ride that motorbike damn
He is basically the best character of Resident Evil
He has this strong love for Ada Wong although it has never really gone places ;-;
Boy:Will you marry me?
Girl:No
Boy:Why?!
Girl:Im already married
Boy:To who??
Girl:The one and only daddy Leon S Kennedy
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The protagonist of Resident Evil 2 and Resident Evil 4.
In Resident Evil 2, Leon faces the viral outbreak in Raccoon City on his first day of being a police officer.
6 years later, after recovering from the horrible incidents that occurred in Raccoon City, Leon joins a special organization that's sole duty is to serve the President. In Resident Evil 4, Leon is sent by the President to a small village in Spain to find his daughter Ashley Graham.
Leon is known well for being able to kill dozens upon dozens of parasite infected humans and see several heads blow up, and still at the end manage to say the corniest line possible.
*Leon S. Kennedy fights dozens of villagers and kills several men and women*
*Church bell rings, men and women leave Leon and go to church*
Leon: Ha, where's everyone going, bingo? :3
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daddy with nice arms who i would let fuck the shit out of me
Leon S Kennedy: Think you can swallow me whole, huh?
Me: yes bbg
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The explorer who spent his whole life searching for the Fountain of Pwn, which would make anyone who drank from it a 1337 pwnz0r for life.
Today, the term is used to describe any n00b who gets continually pwned at something and never improves, yet keeps coming back for more.
Guy 1: "Crap! I've been playing Halo for 4 years now and I've never won a game of capture the flag."
Guy 2: "Give it up, Pwnce de Leon."
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Leon “Fish Eyes” Scott is a less known Mix Martial Artist from Grand Brittain, famous to be insatiable in the art of wining and begging for big fights to no avail. He is most recognized for being on the receiving end of the 3-piece and a soda by the Gamebred fighter in addition to shouting obliteration towards Cowboy Cerrone only to go to full distance with him. He continues on his grinding journey to come up the rankings, but it’s not looking great for him.
When Leon “Scott” Edwards fights, everyone goes to sleep.
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