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when you can't fucking drive a train in battlefield one
look at this fucking taxi lime
A case in which a man is so drunk, he fails to cum while having sex.
Dude, I had a bad case of lime whiskey dick this weekend. I was going at it for at least an hour...
bake your shit into a pie after you ate something blue to make it green and give it to someone
Someone was being an asshole so I gave them a "lime" pie as retribution.
This is an improved antonym} from "{Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult}" I kept the first 'difficult, because it actually is an antonym. 'Peas', which I'm assuming is the root word of 'peasy', doesn't have an opposite. It does, however have a rival, of sorts -- 'Carrots'. The same holds true for 'Lemon'
The last one took a moment -- when you squeeze something you remove all the air or water. So, the opposite would be something with a lot of air. And 'Breezy' fits the rhyme scheme.
"It only took me about 10 minutes to create it -- so it really wasn't 'Difficult Carrots Lime Breezy'."
Kevin - that's a lime shirt bro
Steve - thanks your shoes are lime!
A rip-off of a lemon that’s better because it’s green
Person 1: I like lemons
Person 2: naw man limes are better
Hi everyone! Call me Lime. If you're reading this, tell yourself--
I am strong. I face challenges with persistence and innovation, no matter what I'm going through.
I am unique. Nobody else is quite like me.
I am great. I can't be pushed down, because I believe in myself and I know I can and will thrive.
Have hope. Have faith. No matter the battle, no matter the hardship, believe.
Get up. Get out there. Do something. You have-and are-potential. Be you.
That's it from me, Lime. Take the limeirony challenge. Spread my message. Through wherever and however you can. Tag your posts #TheIronyChallenge. Help spread the word.
Plz, don't dislike, don't hate. I'm not doing this for the likes, nor the attention. I want to help spread hope. I want to help spread pride.
Have a great day.