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A girl that always has the same facial expressions, so that people can never tell what she is really thinking or feeling.
A: That chick seems pretty nice. I don't understand her though.
B: No, man, she's a Mona Lisa, you'll never understand her.
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Loves punching boys until they fall down and then wants to sex them up! She eats ice-cream in the dark. Speaks fluent gibberish and can tie a cherry stem with her nostrils.
She is incredibly sexy and never leaves the house without high heels and a slice of lemon.
She is bitter sweet and like no other girl you will ever meet, She is every bodies ultimate desire.
man 1- dude why are you are puddle on the floor?
man 2 - I've just been Lisa-Mareed, I can't feel my legs
OR
Man this porn mag is sooo full of my sorta lisa-maree's *drool*
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An Australian singer. She is awesome, no doubt.
(One album- Wonder)
(Lisa Mitchell)
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The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!
But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.
SHe also love black men.
"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli
"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli
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A pretty girl who does'nt like to smile. Usually caused by a traumatic upbringing and/or bad relationships where she was taken for granted. Because of what she's been through, she does'nt realize how truly attractive she is or does'nt consider herself attractive anymore. A prime example of damaged goods.
Guy 1: Why does'nt the cutie that works at Starbucks smile more often? A pretty girl like that should be smiling all the time.
Guy 2: She's a mona lisa, bro.
Guy 1: Well, there's definitely a special place in hell for her ex boyfriends.
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A dumb roblox beetch that deleted people houses in bloxburg
Lisa gaming is STOOPYD
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When you have period sex and she gets blood on her fingers and puts two stripes under your eyes and shouts 'hut hut'
Jimmy got Dirty Lisa'd last night and loved it.
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