parking lot partying

The act of going to an event venue with absolutely no intentions of seeing the performance or game. Only the sheer intentions of partying hardcore with random tailgaters.

Shim: we are going down to Chesney for some parking lot partying.

Mac: dude, you hate country music.

Shim: yea, but we figure there is beer and hot chicks there.

Mac: i am so in!

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Parking Lot

JP (AKA Hunny Gunny's crush

i parked my car in the parking lot

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glass parking lot

The result of sand being super heated and pressurized by a nuclear blast.

Iran circa 2012 will be a glass parking lot

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Parking Lot Amnesia

“Parking Lot Amnesia” is the syndrome that occurs when parking in any lot at any large facility. It occurs when you open the door of your vehicle to get out and is recognized when you are leaving the building and realize you have no idea where your vehicle is even though you left it just moments earlier. Which usually results in a long hot or cold walk with a heavy load until the final recognition of your car or in worst case scenarios calling a friend for a ride and returning after the establishment has closed and your car is the last one in the lot. The invention of remote locks has greatly decreased the syndrome and has resulted in a new disorder called “Arm Overhead Clicking” where you walk around arm raised over your head and constantly try to activate your cars locks from a distance.

Upon leaving an establishment: Dude, where’d we park? I don’t I know man! F*^k, “Parking Lot Amnesia again.” Well let’s walk around and use your remote (Arm Overhead Clicking) maybe we can find it that way?

Sir Laughs A Lot

(n.)
That one kid you know that you can't be serious with or you can be the biggest comedian hanging out with him because he just laughs at anything/anyone/anywhere/ every time.

Me: "Yeah I'm going through some tough times, my parents are getting divorced."
Sir Laughs A Lot: "Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahah!"

Me: "Knock-Knock"
Sir Laughs A Lot: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah!"

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parking lot deception

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?

yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception

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lot lizard

Girls or guys that goto a carnival to have sex with the workers!

Let's goto the carnival and pick up some carnies

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