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A penile discharge that is one large tad-pole like sperm instead of millions of tiny ones.
Yeah, she blew me, but couldn't handle the lump sum cum and spat it out onto the floor. It wriggled for like five minutes before I had to squash it.
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A Sonic Youth fan's way of opaquely saying, "I love you."
Person 1: "The new Mogwai is alright, I guess. Here's some coffee."
Person 2: "I lump goo."
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Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!
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Ejaculating a load of jizz into/onto someone. Often times it is used in reference to lump sum cum.
I gave her a lump sum donation.
I'd totally give Jessica Alba a lump sum donation.
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"Getting your lump on" is a humorous euphemism for having sex. The term originated from a Facebook group called "Lumpy Horses," which is devoted to promoting a better understanding of these amazing, mysterious creatures.
"Hey bro, where were you last night? I knew it...you were getting your lump on!"
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(As seen in "The ladies man", quite simply, it's SHIT, or for the well educated, fecal matter!"
You smell like back bottom gristle lumps...
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Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.
DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!
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