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a sinister cabal of middle aged, menopausal women who control the world's supply of cushy jobs
I really wanted a cushy job in the local library but the menopausal mafia have that place locked down.
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The act of while getting a blow job you take your dick out of her mouth, and shoot your cum into her eye
Shane "Dude last night i had the perfect mafia shot"
Benjammin "Nice, i always somehow hit them in the forehead by mistake"
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A group of...ninja mobsters. Ninjas with ties, people! NINJAS WITH TIES.
See samandfuzzy.com for further details. And a few laughs.
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A group of teenagers who think way too highly of themselves. They mainly do stupid things like chalk peoples driveways, and other things normal people did in the 4th grade
person 1: hey dude, i got my driveway chalked!
person 2: was it your little sisters friends?
person 1: naaa, it was probably the Oaks Mafia
person 2: more like joaks!
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A BUNCH OF YOUNG, WHITE , WANNA BE GANGSTER TYPES THAT PRIDE THEMSELVES WITH RACIAL BASHING AMONG OTHER MINDLESS DRIBBLE. THAT ONLY PROVES HOW IGNORENT AND UNCIVILIZED THEY ARE. MOSTLY FOUND IN THE ROCHESTER MN. AREA. AKA MINNESOTA MIDGET DICKS- OR MMD'S
MMD#1- HEY LETS PILLAGE THAT SMALL BLACK BOY TO SHOW EVERYONE WHAT BAD ASS'S WE ARE MMD#2- OK, BUT WHAT IF HE KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF US? MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST HOLLER SOME RACIAL SLURRS AT HIM AND RUN LIKE HELL. MMD#1- YEAH YOUR RIGHT, LETS JUST GO JERK EACH OTHER OFF AND WE'LL JUST SAY WE KICKED HIS ASS CAUSE WE ARE THE MINNESOTA MAFIA.
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Celebrities and members of the media that are butt-hurt over the election of Donald Trump.
Michael Moore, Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg, and Chris Matthews formed the Snowflake Mafia in a failed attempt to subvert the results of the 2016 election.
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black dudes trying to act Italian mafia
That mofo standing on the corner thinks he's all jiggaboo mafia.
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