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After take a shit you keep wiping and the shit never goes away
Dude, I was stuck in the stall for 20 minutes because I had a magic marker!
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Elf magic is a word that can be used to explain anything that you don't feel like going into detail on, or something that defies proper explanaition.
Basically a bullshit answer.
"ur xplanation is the xact answer...no1 has evr said that b4...howd u know that was the answer?"
"Elf magic."
"Why, the rope isn't broken, Sam!"
"Real elf magic, Mr. Frodo!"
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When you stick your head inside a girls asshole
She said "put it in the back" so I performed the Magic Hat
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an elevator from a dog's perspective
I live on the 4th floor and I was taking my dog out for a walk, so we took the elevator down. The dog got in the elevator on my floor and when the door opened we were on the ground floor. The dog thought, "How the fuck did that happen? We were in a magic box!"
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To have word skills. It portrays the vibe, feeling or mood of said individual with 'verbal magic' skill set. It is not something all have access to, it is a gift. Like a pet rock. It comes from a mixture of the words, verbal and magic. Verbal meaning spoken words. Magic meaning making those words work for you.
Napoleon Dynamite might not look like much, but if he plays his cards right and uses his VERBAL MAGIC, good things happen. It might help him with the ladies or getting him out of homework. It is a phrase that you can claim you have, 'I used my verbal magic to get a raise.' Or you can compliment a friend on their verbal magic. 'Wow, you aren't good at sports but wow you have crazy verbal magic.'
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An utter awesomeness of wicked magic, superfluous skills, and a keen sense of wizardry. One who possess Brown Magic, is known to be on a higher yet parallel plane to those who practice Black Magic except massively funnier.
Don't cross Brown Magic, he will punch your eye brows off...
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The female clit in a swollen, engorged condition caused by manual or partner stimulation.
Tanya worked her lover Mary's magic bean until Mary exploded in a massive, screaming, squirting orgasm.
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