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typically used by Elden Ring players to describe their GF
She is my boink-maiden
A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.
Who does he think he's fooling with that wig? He is a total Dutch Maiden
A dominant female. Large stature and superior been structure with at least one beneficial mutation in the LRP5 gene responsible for bone density. A strong woman of superior breeding quality. Not fat or skinny, just a large strong dominant woman.
1. “She’s not gay bro, she’s just a bull maiden.”
2. “Most men desire a shorter more petite woman that makes them feel large, a bull maiden is what a real man needs to produce superior offspring.”
3. Anthony- “hey bro you see that petite chuck with the fat ass, she’s so fine!”
Luke- “Nah bro I’m checking out Lassie the barrel racer girl, she’s a real bull maiden, I’m sure she’d love to get bred out by a hoss like me”
Ashton- “ew yall both nasty, I want one of them big ole cellulite beach whales, if there ain’t no cellulite it ain’t right”
Luke and Anthony- “……ew…that’s disgusting…you’re a real hawg for that.”
A 5’2 cute, sexy, smart, and gorgeous Vietnamese woman who can steal hearts as easily as she can breathe. Loves k-pop, Minecraft and being praised. Overall she is a wonderful person and if you ever see her out in the wild run for your life before she takes your breath away.
Woah who’s that girl? She just did 83
Backflips and then while clutching a valorant game. Must be a Murderous Maiden.
She is cute and precious Her smile is the best thing you can see.
But don't startle her she will go after you
She Is a maidene so she should be protected
A.female.version.of.an.ass.goblin
she.is.such.an.ass.maiden...Maiden.of.the.ass