Random
Source Code

Project Manager

Someone who creates memes and doesn't work.

The project manager created great content today. His memes were on point.

by WoahWoah1432 July 28, 2022


e-manage

when a guy maintains and manages a relationship with a girl through texting/social networking in order to keep her on good terms in case he wants to hangout/hookup again. This is usually done by periodical text messages that are short and somewhat flirty. Can also be done by photo likes on instagram, favorites on twitter, etc.

After she met him at a party, he periodically texted her, however never tried to move things forward. She never knew he was simply e-manage-ing her.

by laura palmer March 8, 2014


pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.

Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.

by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019


Cable Management

A threesome where there is multiple dick in a small area.

Me and my bro just a fair bit of cable management with my ex.

by NotBryan121 February 17, 2021


fisherprice manager

The application used to administer Microsoft SQL Server 2000.

Crappy fisherprice manager is fucking up my database again!

by S. Girard March 20, 2008


Retail management

A dark art of being able to survive while being held responsible for issues and situations outside of your control by members of the public and by those who outrank you. Often used as the cause of and solution to all of the problems of unreasonable people. Long term exposure often leads to a lack of empathy, high tolerance to pain, apathy, institutionalisation and a lack of self care. In extreme cases can lead to the illusion of job security and belief in corporate policies.

I used to fell things before I started retail management

by j.dinnen February 26, 2021


Picture Manager

The picture manager usually will tell their "employee" to take certain pictures in certain outfits and in certain poses. The "employee" will send them to the Picture Manager first then he'll approve of them. As payment, the "employee" will obey and receive rewards.

"I have some pictures, prompted by my picture manager ;)"

by Vacellious September 2, 2021