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event manager

Noun. ih.vent.ma.nuh.juh

Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.

Wow didn't the band cancel? Yes they did, but the event manager found a replacement

by Yolodopeshit October 09, 2023


admin manager

An ASDA employee with absolutely no earthly use. A cretinous bitch suffering a vastly over inflated sense of self-importance who lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce upon, and emotionally destroy, unsuspecting junior staff.

What happened to the new bloke?
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.

by BalthazarFishwick April 13, 2017


Project Manager

Someone who creates memes and doesn't work.

The project manager created great content today. His memes were on point.

by WoahWoah1432 July 28, 2022


e-manage

when a guy maintains and manages a relationship with a girl through texting/social networking in order to keep her on good terms in case he wants to hangout/hookup again. This is usually done by periodical text messages that are short and somewhat flirty. Can also be done by photo likes on instagram, favorites on twitter, etc.

After she met him at a party, he periodically texted her, however never tried to move things forward. She never knew he was simply e-manage-ing her.

by laura palmer March 08, 2014


manage-ize

people tryna boss you around with your permission

quit tryna manage-ize everything i do

by xoxo._. January 20, 2022


Republican Management

CONSOLATION FOR A DEMOCRAT

If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague

If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive

If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up

If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot

If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer

If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut

If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue

If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary

If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone

If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism

If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head

If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest

If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama

A diatribe on the republican management of the USA.

by Johann Bernoulli April 28, 2018


fisherprice manager

The application used to administer Microsoft SQL Server 2000.

Crappy fisherprice manager is fucking up my database again!

by S. Girard March 20, 2008