Random
Source Code

pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.

Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.

by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019


Cable Management

A threesome where there is multiple dick in a small area.

Me and my bro just a fair bit of cable management with my ex.

by NotBryan121 February 17, 2021


manage-ize

people tryna boss you around with your permission

quit tryna manage-ize everything i do

by xoxo._. January 20, 2022


Republican Management

CONSOLATION FOR A DEMOCRAT

If he writes a letter - It's too lanky
If he CC's an email - It's too vague

If he offers a suggestion - he's Mr Know it all
If he remains quiet - he's counterproductive

If he seeks consultation - he's incompetent
If he doesn't - he's too puffed up

If he asks a colleague for free aide - he's a niggardly
If he doesn't - he's a swaggering bigot

If he explores through observation - he's an eavesdropper
If he doesn't - he's a saunterer

If he motivates via communication - he's a long winding road
If he doesn't - he's undermining the upper cut

If he tracks workers performance - he's relishing intimidation
If he doesn't - he's blamed for loss of revenue

If he accounts for miscellaneous expenditure - he's a brownnoser
If he doesn't - he's a tarrying fiduciary

If he dismisses an unproductivity - he's a bunghole
If he doesn't - he's a corporate drone

If he points out flaws and weaknesses - he's a wrist slapper
If he doesn't - he's showing favouritism

If he speaks up to injustice - he's a racist frontman
If he doesn't - he's sheepish for one own's head

If he resigns - there's a conspiracy shame
If he doesn't - he's a walk over just like rest

If he wields his leadership - he's another Hitler
If he doesn't - he's the former Barack Obama

A diatribe on the republican management of the USA.

by Johann Bernoulli April 28, 2018


e-manage

when a guy maintains and manages a relationship with a girl through texting/social networking in order to keep her on good terms in case he wants to hangout/hookup again. This is usually done by periodical text messages that are short and somewhat flirty. Can also be done by photo likes on instagram, favorites on twitter, etc.

After she met him at a party, he periodically texted her, however never tried to move things forward. She never knew he was simply e-manage-ing her.

by laura palmer March 8, 2014


Project Manager

Someone who creates memes and doesn't work.

The project manager created great content today. His memes were on point.

by WoahWoah1432 July 28, 2022


fisherprice manager

The application used to administer Microsoft SQL Server 2000.

Crappy fisherprice manager is fucking up my database again!

by S. Girard March 20, 2008